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forcing men to be permed painted

I kid you not. Now, it’s not like QR appears high on the list and that kind of makes it a little scarier, really. Somebody really wanted to know about people who forced men to perm and paint … what? Their skin? clothes? hair? I’m not quite sure what they were looking for, but I am fairly sure they didn’t find it here.

Yet.

Just for you, my buddy in an undisclosed area of the United States: I hereby declare that I have never partaken in the forcing of any men to have permed hair. I have never painted any men, forcibly or otherwise. No one has had any part in forcing me to watch permed, painted men perform in any capacity. I have never painted permed men who are forcing themselves into contortionist positions.

There. That should cover it. Google it again in a few days.

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