I may as well degenerate to text speak right now

So, what’s a girl to do after her first week back at work? Why spend Saturday at a grammar seminar, of course!

I believe I should just stop trying right now. I shall blatantly dangle clauses. I shall poke my tenses until they disagree with each other out of sheer spite. Because, really, there is no hope left for me. [look everyone! an incomplete thought! I started a sentence with because but left it hanging – much as I should now be hung for forcing that horror upon you!]

Yep, based on the exercises that I completed worked on stared at blankly today, whatever grammar skills I once possessed have long since escaped my clutches. There are a few things I know. There are some things that I know look wrong, but I have no idea what they are or how to correct them. And, apparently, there are things I never knew and have been doing wrong for eternity.

Today’s class was the kind of thing I love to sink my teeth into. I just always end up biting off more than I can chew…

One response to “I may as well degenerate to text speak right now

  1. I dun think ya talk good. Because with reading your blog, ya ain’t got nothin to worry about.

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