now you will never be confused in the woods again

Did you know? (courtesy, we’re sure, of daycare…)

  • Dragons and dinosaurs sound very much a like: grrrrrrraaaaarrrrrr
  • Bears, however, put a little more melody into their vocalizations: rowarowarowar
  • Lions, it would appear, are the love children of dragons and bears: graworwa …except when they occasionally sound like monkeys:weeooo e uh uh eeee
  • And all birds sound like crows: caaw caaw cow
  • But all birds are able to hear cats coming from a mile away because all cats sound like cartoon airplanes falling from the sky: nnneeeaaaarrrroooowwwww

Hope you’re all having a good day, and watch out for lions masquerading as monkeys.

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