holy mother of whatever you hold dear, what kind of bikini do you think I wear, woman?

o.w.

In related news, my leg wax was rejected because I’m just not hairy enough.

Okay, she would have done it, had I really needed it for, say, a romantic weekend getaway (hahahaha!), but suggested I come back in 3-4 weeks.

That’s three to four weeks.  21 to 28 additional days without shaving my legs.  At all.  Are you kidding me?  By that time I could head up the mountains and survive quite comfortably in only the kind of bikini that she seems to think I wear.

Which I don’t.  But I now could.  If I really, really wanted to.  And it weren’t, you know, February.  In Canada.

2 responses to “holy mother of whatever you hold dear, what kind of bikini do you think I wear, woman?

  1. Okay so that’s the update on the bikini wax (youch) but how about the rest of the stuff you decided to take on all at once? are we potty trained? Is our ink healing? We must know.

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